The Flashy Shoes We Urge Lauren Boebert to Retire

Lauren Boebert doesn’t just wear these cowboy boots for political events

Lauren Boebert must be her own stylist, at least when it comes to her cowboy cosplay. We know that cowboy boots are a mainstay in her ensembles, both when she’s at work and out of the office. Luckily, she does add a bit more color to her ensemble when she’s not in front of a crowd.

In August 2023, Boebert visited Montrose, Colorado, where she was given a tour of the Project 7 Water Authority and spoke to local voters. She went overtly business casual with her look, sporting a hot-pink tank top with blue skinny jeans, black pumps, and her signature lenses (seriously, Lauren Boebert looks so different without her glasses). However, when she paid a visit to Hope ‘N Horses, a nonprofit organization that specializes in equine psychotherapy for veterans and first responders, later that day, she had to do a costume change. Understandably, she swapped the heels for her sacred boots when she hopped on for a ride.

In May 2025, Boebert attended the Rock n Rodeo with Chris Rock, radio host Dana Loesch, Dana’s husband, Chris Loesch. Dana posted a pic of the foursome to X (formerly Twitter), and let’s just say we prefer the little black dresses. The representative wore a camouflage T-shirt dress, a brown cowboy hat, and the coveted boots. While all of her garments were thematically appropriate, they didn’t look like they went together. We hate to break it to Boebert, but these boots may be well past their expiration.